I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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