I am puke
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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