Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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