Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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