To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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