went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I feel like a drive thru vagina
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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