it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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