That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just want nice things and good sex
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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