Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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