Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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