Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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