yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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