at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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