Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
do nipples grow back?
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