Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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