i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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