Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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