I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
BRING THE BAGELS
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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