awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
