I skipped work to stalk him.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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