First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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