dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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