There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
