I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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