i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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