Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
im holly from the hills drunk
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You've changed since you got that strap on
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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