Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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