super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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