Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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