I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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