are you still at the devil's house?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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