I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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