He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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