At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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