get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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