R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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