Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
