How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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