I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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