Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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