I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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