I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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