Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
North Korea, Best Korea!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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