He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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