using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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