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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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