we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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