i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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