a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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