if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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