i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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