Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
