party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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